{{neat|Cause it's ''definitely'' not me.}}
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[[File:Blotre.png|thumb|The weirdest guy around]]
[[The Villian]] (yes, it's spelled correctly here for the sake of his name), better known as '''Blotre''' or otherwise '''the Poopus''', '''Sugarbay''', or ({{abbr|In real life|IRL}}) '''Alonzo Laboe''', is a guy who goes around Swood County, O-bye-o and does weird things.
== Who is he? ==
He is from Mishygain, then Illynoy, then Mishygain, then O-bye-o (we could not afford to get the gov't trademarks in). He has autism. He also for some reason makes animated cartoons. He likes Wikipedia too much and thinks it's funny. He hates himself.
== What he has done ==
He has done weird things
=== Look at women with big butts ===
"''He's straight''" is the falsest statment we, PaxtonPenguin.com, have ever heard. Why is that? See below:
=== Look at ''food'' ===
Anytime he looks at food, he gets hungry. So primitive.
=== The Blotreland Project ===
The Blotreland Project was a project by the Villian to steal public domain content and turn it into cartoons. It was also made to run unblocked games.
{{BoxThing|black|lightblue|darkblue|<big>Sonic Says:</big><br>Never resell ROMs or source code files for your little games site. That's illegal! Only games on sites that have copylefts that ''let'' you redistribute them should you do that. You also shouldn't do it because school admins aren't supposed to let kids play games. They're supposed to make kids ''learn''.}}
Ain't that some sussy baka, eh?
=== Pengins & Syvers ===
You know when this one hit south ''peak''.
== Where he is now ==
In Swood County, O-bye-o.
== BlotreLand form ==
When on BlotreLand, you will see this:
[[file:blotreland-top.png]]
This is the Villian's final form, his '''BlotreLand form'''. In this ADHD form, he can absolutely ''not'' sleep and yet be perfect the next morning. That is a little scary.
== Villian tornes ==
Hope he doesn't see this. He is:
* Abrasive,
* addicted,
* apathetic,
* childish,
* cocky,
* cowardly,
* cruel,
* cynical,
* devious,
* disloyal,
* disorganized,
* evasive,
* evil,
* foolish,
* forgetful,
* fussy,
* greedy,
* gossipy,
* gullible,
* hostile,
* humourless,
* hypocritical,
* ignorant,
* impatient,
* indecisive,
* insecure,
* irrational,
* jealous,
* lazy,
* a macho, &
* melodramatic,
* mischievous,
* morbid,
* nagging
* {{color|#fefefe|Don't call me}} needy,
* nervous,
* nosy,
* obsessive, &
* a (blind) optimist, and he's
* paranoid, &
* a perfectionist, and he'
* pessimistic,
* pushy,
* rowdy,
* scatterbrained,
* selfish,
* sleazy,
* spoiled,
* stubborn,
* superstitious,
* sussy,
* tactless,
* timid,
* uncouth,
* vain,
* violent,
* weak-willed,
* whiny,
* withdrawn, and;
* a worrywart.
I think we've gotten that of our chest now!
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