The Villian
This article has been deemed nice or neat by The Villian. He says its that for this reason:
Cause it's definitely not me.
The Villian (yes, it's spelled correctly here for the sake of his name), better known as Blotre or otherwise the Poopus, Sugarbay, or (IRL) Alonzo Laboe, is a guy who goes around Swood County, O-bye-o and does weird things.
Who is he?
He is from Mishygain, then Illynoy, then Mishygain, then O-bye-o (we could not afford to get the gov't trademarks in). He has autism. He also for some reason makes animated cartoons. He likes Wikipedia too much and thinks it's funny. He hates himself.
What he has done
He has done weird things
Look at women with big butts
"He's straight" is the falsest statment we, PaxtonPenguin.com, have ever heard. Why is that? See below:
Look at food
Anytime he looks at food, he gets hungry. So primitive.
The Blotreland Project
The Blotreland Project was a project by the Villian to steal public domain content and turn it into cartoons. It was also made to run unblocked games.
Never resell ROMs or source code files for your little games site. That's illegal! Only games on sites that have copylefts that let you redistribute them should you do that. You also shouldn't do it because school admins aren't supposed to let kids play games. They're supposed to make kids learn.
Ain't that some sussy baka, eh?
Pengins & Syvers
You know when this one hit south peak.
Where he is now
In Swood County, O-bye-o.
BlotreLand form
When on BlotreLand, you will see this:
This is the Villian's final form, his BlotreLand form. In this ADHD form, he can absolutely not sleep and yet be perfect the next morning. That is a little scary.
Villian tornes
Hope he doesn't see this. He is:
- Abrasive,
- addicted,
- apathetic,
- childish,
- cocky,
- cowardly,
- cruel,
- cynical,
- devious,
- disloyal,
- disorganized,
- evasive,
- evil,
- foolish,
- forgetful,
- fussy,
- greedy,
- gossipy,
- gullible,
- hostile,
- humourless,
- hypocritical,
- ignorant,
- impatient,
- indecisive,
- insecure,
- irrational,
- jealous,
- lazy,
- a macho, &
- melodramatic,
- mischievous,
- morbid,
- nagging
- Don't call me needy,
- nervous,
- nosy,
- obsessive, &
- a (blind) optimist, and he's
- paranoid, &
- a perfectionist, and he'
- pessimistic,
- pushy,
- rowdy,
- scatterbrained,
- selfish,
- sleazy,
- spoiled,
- stubborn,
- superstitious,
- sussy,
- tactless,
- timid,
- uncouth,
- vain,
- violent,
- weak-willed,
- whiny,
- withdrawn, and;
- a worrywart.
I think we've gotten that of our chest now!