You, Me, Gas Station

You, Me, Gas Station. What are we having for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! Where was a ruby inside our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish—horny fish. You know what that means! FISH- the stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bare handed, bare...naked?! Oh yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a Chuck-E-Cheeses. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the Government? Uh, i think so. Next thing you know: i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again. Then i did a bump, whiteout—which is something i didn't know you could do. Then i smoked a joint, GREENED OUT!? Then i turned into the sun- uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in. [Insert Screaming Overdose Here]