Top hat man

The top hat man is a true spectacle when it comes to enormous proportions of the human eye, with a large and tall black top hat, adorned with a gold lace, standing around 11ft 5in (top hat included). He spent his early as an infant ruling a 3rd world country named “scarşatüąn” located in the northeastern side of the galaxy. Coming from a long line of Caucasian rulers, he prides himself on a dictatorship worn atop his great hat, and his admittedly small brain. Alongside his many subjects, that ruthlessly pray to the top hat gods, he repeatedly makes them know he is the one true ruler, by making them gets burned by the sun and cracked by lightning, at least once a day, letting them know that he controls everything, and is the one inch under god that lives for the sight of a sea of men getting tortured relentlessly. When he was born, where he was raised, and how he became the monster we know today, we will probably never know. (This page is being written during the great revolution of scarşatüąn, more info about the war is soon to come, this is our final stand against top hat man, so we can finally be free of this planetary prison)