90 Bazillion Bottles of Root Beer on the Wall
- This page is about the pilot of P&S. For the cartoon show it inspired, see Pengins & Syvers (cartoon show). For its inspiration, see Pengins and syver hypernym.
90 Bazillion Bottles of Root Beer on the Wall, originally 90 Bazillion Bottles Of Root Beer On The Wall, is the pilot and first episode of the P&S cartoon show. It was created on March 23rd, 2025 and animated in Wick Editor. It has a running time of 1 and one-third minutes.
Plot
The short has two parts.
The first, slightly longer half of the episode is done in life-action. Lola says "[she loves her] sister," drowning the sound of Adonis' Nintendo Switch, saying she's "ruining the video". As a cutaway gag, the next scene shows Adonis threatening the viewer via an erotic moan. After so, there is a unnatural intermission. After that, Lola sings "I love my sister", implying the baby (Amori), and pedophilically kisses her on the cheek.
The second part ([comma] transitioned via a introduction screen 46 seconds in,) shows grotesque versions of the characters Peep and Chaz in the white void of the Chaomics ([comma] in an unfitting pillared 3:2 aspect ratio,) depicted as bored. Peep says "90 bazillion bottles of root beer on the waAaAall!" and magically creates a moving wall of Mug root beer. Then, a grotesque, anatomically, and in personality wrong depiction of Red says "I'm Red the Card-eeO!", has a stroke, and is hit. While Red screams in the air, Peep gets hit by the wall and it goes to space.
Copyright issues
When it was uploaded to Chaz Wiki by Alonzo, Paxton had decided to falsely copyright strike the short. Houston explained that it was done due to Adventures of Syver's [at the time] current (now delegated) copyright status, which was reconsidered over time.
Goofs
- When Amori leans on the computer [forced-]casually, the computer shakes. This can be seen in the camera.
- After Adonis moans, there's a set of text that is used as a sort of thought bubble for Amori and Lola. It reads with "I" not capitalized, without a period, has spelled with a d, and "times" written with a mathematical "X".
- When Amori is close to the camera, the same thing happens, with the same issues.
- Also applies to the aforementioned "introduction screen".
- Chaz turns into a scared Wakko (from Animaniacs) while Peeps says his only line. The cutout of Wakko is not done too well.
- Red is not really a card, nor is he "cardio". No, he doesn't have strokes. At all.
- When Red is hit with the wall, the wall only goes on the screen area; there is a small margin to the left of the root beer.
- Speaking of so, the images of root beer are PNGs and so forth look splotchy when scaled up. This happens after Peep's line and during the third "bwa". It also occurs during the cries.