Scientific Bible

If the people can say that some guy coming back to life is a religon, then I (possibly we) can make our own.

Note: for entertainment. Don't turn this into a real religion.

Part Eye

Book of Bang

Chunk 1

In nothing, there was something; a bang, a big(!) bang. Literally less than the blink of an eye a great inflation happened, a microwave background that all will hear the buzz of,