Him Sightings
Him is a being that can warp space time.
Sighting 1
Time: 8:00pm Date: Jan 2 2009
Interviewee: Anonymous
One night, while i was walking i saw that a tire swing was swinging so fast, I thought the chains were made out of Diamond, but alas, they were made out of rubber, with no one nearby, no children, nobody, then it suddenly stopped, then I blinked and there he was, then I started to feel dizzy, that’s all I remember.
Interviewee: Henson
I saw someone walk over to the swings, then after I blinked he disappeared, but him was on the swing. I got teleported to weird cube thing. I blinked and it was 7:00 am-ish, I told by best friend benson. That’s how we started.
Time: ~7:00am Date: Jan 3 2009
Interviewee: Benson
Henson ran to my house to tell me about it, we had been working at the scp foundation for a couple of years, and we decided to make our own. We called it “The Him Searchers”, immediately people start to be hired. That’s how we started our business.
Interviewee: Gery
Now everyone knows that I can teleport, I once found, in 1999, a blue cube randomly in one of these dimensions. I applied a tracker to it, and yesterday I got a reading of about 4 people in it. That was probably him’s doing.
Sighting 2
Time: 6:00am Date: Aug 21 2012
Interviewee: The ceo of Markus Technology
He was in my mailbox, surrounded by clones/copies. I don’t know how he got in there, but I do know that happened next. I collapsed to the floor, as the world inverted. Next thing I know, I’m in the sewers at 12:00 at night.
Interviewee: Henson
This was the first finding in couple months, and yup, that’s him. The closer I got, the more inverted the colors were. Now him has always made the colors darker. But this time? Man. Next thing I know, I’m in Vietnam, then collapsed, on the floor, of a forest, miles away from any road. I got out thanks to Gery but, Man.
Interviewee: Gery
I’ve been working at The Him Searchers for a while now, and after Henson and an individual named “Solum” got teleported to Vietnam, that’s when I knew something was up, so I teleported to hensons new location and got him out of there. I hate this job.