Scientific Bible

If the people can say that some guy coming back to life is a religon, then I (possibly we) can make our own.

Note: for entertainment. Don't turn this into a real religion.

Part Eye

Book of Bang

Chunk 1

In nothing, there was something; a bang, a big(!) bang. Literally less than the blink of an eye a great inflation happened, a microwave background that all will hear the buzz of, in the universal cauldron that all to know (and unknown) would exist in.

Chunk 2

Many nova of stars would happen; creating more than just a few elements, over the course of O so many years.