Fish repairs

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This page is part of the Pengins & Syvers universe or tells something about it.

It's old fishy man...

Repairing fish is a very long task, eventually turning them into Fish Cars for Itemlabel.

Steps to Repair a fish

  1. Is it dead? If it is, then I don’t want it.
  2. Is it alive? If it is then eat it.
  3. Is it in a quantum superposition between living and dead? Perfect! Get in the bag.
  4. Does it not have wheels? Then you can repair it.
  5. Does it have wheels? And is it soft? Then send it back to Itemlabel.
  6. Does it have wheels? But not soft? Step on it. Step on it.
  7. Check out the talk page.
  8. Realize this guide was just questions, for no reason.
  9. 🤫 Shh!
  10. Your fish should now be repaired.