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{{quote|Oh. So you're making the articles "beter"? AKA removing random parts of articles and making pages more like Wikipedia? Because this isn't Wikipedia, it's chaos. Screw style guides, this is war!|[[Paxton]] telling me to f*ck of}} | {{quote|Oh. So you're making the articles "beter"? AKA removing random parts of articles and making pages more like Wikipedia? Because this isn't Wikipedia, it's chaos. Screw style guides, this is war!|[[Paxton]] telling me to f*ck of}} | ||
= | =Read ahead= | ||
Dear Paxton and Harrison, dear Kasper and Mikkayla and Will, and Phil and Jackson, | |||
I am sorry for the immense pain I have caused you | I am sorry for the immense pain I have caused you. | ||
I will in the future | I will in the future not be the guy to screw over. | ||
I will not be the guy who ''deserves'' to be told to be stopped | I will not be the guy who ''deserves'' to be told to be stopped, | ||
to be banned | to be banned, | ||
to the f**ked over | to the f**ked over, | ||
and to be shot, I guess ( | and to be shot, I guess (On just that last one I guess). | ||
I will pro- tr- '''NOT''' revert or change or remove edits | I will pro- tr- '''NOT''' revert or change or remove edits. | ||
I will try my best to be nice and will not try to help the wiki | I will try my best to be nice and will not try to help the wiki. | ||
But I WON'T try to make it an encyclopedia. | |||
Cause it's not. | |||
It's a sh*t-post. | |||
Now a subdomain... | |||
and now a folder in a folder. | and now a folder in a folder. | ||
It's a funny place | It's a funny place! | ||
It's the epitome of comedy | It's the epitome of comedy! | ||
It beats SpongeBob, | |||
and | and Homestar Runner, | ||
and | and Teen Titans Go. | ||
Because the true meaning of an encyclopedia... | |||
is not to ''give'' information, | is not to ''give'' information, | ||
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to work with it, | to work with it, | ||
to love, live, and laugh with it (maybe ''at'' it too) | to love, live, and laugh with it (maybe ''at'' it too), | ||
Because Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that ''anyone'' can edit, | |||
is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_is_wrong wrong], | is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_is_wrong wrong], | ||
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<big><big><big>PATENT NONSENSE!</big></big></big> | <big><big><big>PATENT NONSENSE!</big></big></big> | ||
= weird song = | |||
PaxtonPenguin is a PaxtonGoat | |||
<br> | |||
He's the luckiest, funniest, smarty-est goat | |||
<br> | |||
To ever use MediaWiki in Minnesota | |||
<br> | |||
Let's-a toast'em with a little Coco-Cola | |||
<br> | |||
He got a website | |||
<br> | |||
With your jaws tight, | |||
<br> | |||
You better deal with it's lack of CSS | |||
<br> | |||
But to confess | |||
<br> | |||
There's a better thing to gab and adress | |||
<br> | |||
He made P&S | |||
Pengins & Syvers | |||
<br> | |||
Let's pull some wires | |||
<br> | |||
Is a decade-old | |||
<br> | |||
That glitters yet is not gold | |||
<br> | |||
It's about pengins and syvers and the cubeors around | |||
<br> | |||
As well as the RMs, stalag knights and the Itemlabel guys, when the chips are down | |||
In 2014, Kasper and Harrison | |||
<br> | |||
They are much a better pair than | |||
<br> | |||
Webster and Merriam | |||
<br> | |||
They made rectangles with holes | |||
<br> | |||
''Adventures of Syver'' almost took its toll | |||
<br> | |||
Before Paxton came with his scroll | |||
<br> | |||
Of little guys | |||
<br> | |||
That looked like penguins ... but were instead smol | |||
From there in 2022 | |||
<br> | |||
It spread like a good-for-you flu | |||
<br> | |||
How havin' a wiki | |||
<br> | |||
That wasn't gimmicky | |||
<br> | |||
We all know | |||
<br> | |||
That a really weird guy had to come in control | |||
<br> | |||
His name is Blotre, he's the badman | |||
<br> | |||
Tried to make cartoons, he got a copyright strike, man | |||
But he's going around today | |||
<br> | |||
A-doing life today | |||
<br> | |||
While Paxton and friends run the wiki | |||
<br> | |||
It's a gimmicky | |||
<br> | |||
And very dandy | |||
<br> | |||
Wiki made by Paxton the G. O. A. T! | |||
Revision as of 23:09, 30 May 2025
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I am dearly sorry
you deserve no less of this
Oh. So you're making the articles "beter"? AKA removing random parts of articles and making pages more like Wikipedia? Because this isn't Wikipedia, it's chaos. Screw style guides, this is war!
⚊ Paxton telling me to f*ck of
Read ahead
Dear Paxton and Harrison, dear Kasper and Mikkayla and Will, and Phil and Jackson,
I am sorry for the immense pain I have caused you.
I will in the future not be the guy to screw over.
I will not be the guy who deserves to be told to be stopped,
to be banned,
to the f**ked over,
and to be shot, I guess (On just that last one I guess).
I will pro- tr- NOT revert or change or remove edits.
I will try my best to be nice and will not try to help the wiki.
But I WON'T try to make it an encyclopedia.
Cause it's not.
It's a sh*t-post.
Now a subdomain...
and now a folder in a folder.
It's a funny place!
It's the epitome of comedy!
It beats SpongeBob,
and Homestar Runner,
and Teen Titans Go.
Because the true meaning of an encyclopedia...
is not to give information,
it's to use it,
to work with it,
to love, live, and laugh with it (maybe at it too),
Because Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit,
is wrong,
is edit warring,
and most importantly,
is... is... IS...
PATENT NONSENSE!
weird song
PaxtonPenguin is a PaxtonGoat
He's the luckiest, funniest, smarty-est goat
To ever use MediaWiki in Minnesota
Let's-a toast'em with a little Coco-Cola
He got a website
With your jaws tight,
You better deal with it's lack of CSS
But to confess
There's a better thing to gab and adress
He made P&S
Pengins & Syvers
Let's pull some wires
Is a decade-old
That glitters yet is not gold
It's about pengins and syvers and the cubeors around
As well as the RMs, stalag knights and the Itemlabel guys, when the chips are down
In 2014, Kasper and Harrison
They are much a better pair than
Webster and Merriam
They made rectangles with holes
Adventures of Syver almost took its toll
Before Paxton came with his scroll
Of little guys
That looked like penguins ... but were instead smol
From there in 2022
It spread like a good-for-you flu
How havin' a wiki
That wasn't gimmicky
We all know
That a really weird guy had to come in control
His name is Blotre, he's the badman
Tried to make cartoons, he got a copyright strike, man
But he's going around today
A-doing life today
While Paxton and friends run the wiki
It's a gimmicky
And very dandy
Wiki made by Paxton the G. O. A. T!