Him Sightings

Him is a being that can warp space time.

Sighting 1

Time: 8:00pm Date: Jan 2 2009

Interviewee: Anonymous

He’s on the Swings

One night, while i was walking i saw that a tire swing was swinging so fast, I thought the chains were made out of Diamond, but alas, they were made out of rubber, with no one nearby, no children, nobody, then it suddenly stopped, then I blinked and there he was, then I started to feel dizzy, that’s all I remember.

Interviewee: Henson

I saw someone walk over to the swings, then after I blinked he disappeared, but him was on the swing. I got teleported to weird cube thing. I blinked and it was 7:00 am-ish, I told by best friend benson. That’s how we started.

Time: ~7:00am Date: Jan 3 2009

Interviewee: Benson

Henson ran to my house to tell me about it, we had been working at the scp foundation for a couple of years, and we decided to make our own. We called it “The Him Searchers”, immediately people start to be hired. That’s how we started our business.

Interviewee: Gery

Now everyone knows that I can teleport, I once found, in 1999, a blue cube randomly in one of these dimensions. I applied a tracker to it, and yesterday I got a reading of about 4 people in it. That was probably him’s doing.

Sighting 2

Time: 6:00am Date: Aug 21 2012

In the mailbox

Interviewee: The ceo of Markus Technology

He was in my mailbox, surrounded by clones/copies. I don’t know how he got in there, but I do know that happened next. I collapsed to the floor, as the world inverted. Next thing I know, I’m in the sewers at 12:00 at night.

A couple seconds later

Interviewee: Henson

This was the first finding in couple months, and yup, that’s him. The closer I got, the more inverted the colors were. Now him has always made the colors darker. But this time? Man. Next thing I know, I’m in Vietnam, then collapsed, on the floor, of a forest, miles away from any road. I got out thanks to Gery but, Man.

Interviewee: Gery

I’ve been working at The Him Searchers for a while now, and after Henson and an individual named “Solum” got teleported to Vietnam, that’s when I knew something was up, so I teleported to hensons new location and got him out of there. I hate this job.

Time: 12:00am Date: Aug 22 2012

Interviewee: Markus Ceo

When I woke up In the sewers, it was still inverted. I also saw I glitchy mess at the end of the tunnel, i was guessing this was the allusive Them, but benson told me that this was probably Solum or whoever. I just wanted to get out of this tunnel, then Gery teleported me back to their offices, it was cut short when people from Zyl, another company like scp or us, raided our containment facility, full of him clones, and other things like him.

Sighting 3

Time: ?? Date: ??

Interviewee: Carlos

I can’t remember anything from it, except for when Zyl interrogated me.

Interviewee: Gery

Carlos was near a mountain when sighing 3 happened, it seemed like there were person shaped holes in the mountain, we took a camera through it, and it seemed like this was a torture trap as the tunnels morphed into weird shapes.

The Ads

After #3 happened, some ads appeared.

One of the first ones

It always included something about happening Later ones included a phone number, which people say was controlled by him. It also included Chaz or a penguin of some sort, because that was the form of him.

Some of them even included weird text: ÐÏĎ ĮŤ ĦÆPPĒÑ ÃĠÄÏÑ?