Him Sightings

Him is a being that can warp space time.

Sighting 1

Time: 8:00pm Date: Jan 2 2009

Interviewee: Anonymous

He’s on the Swings

One night, while i was walking i saw that a tire swing was swinging so fast, I thought the chains were made out of Diamond, but alas, they were made out of rubber, with no one nearby, no children, nobody, then it suddenly stopped, then I blinked and there he was, then I started to feel dizzy, that’s all I remember.

Interviewee: Henson

I saw someone walk over to the swings, then after I blinked he disappeared, but him was on the swing. I got teleported to weird cube thing. I blinked and it was 7:00 am-ish, I told by best friend benson. That’s how we started.

Time: ~7:00am Date: Jan 3 2009

Interviewee: Benson

Henson ran to my house to tell me about it, we had been working at the scp foundation for a couple of years, and we decided to make our own. We called it “The Him Searchers”, immediately people start to be hired. That’s how we started our business.

Interviewee: Gery

Now everyone knows that I can teleport, I once found, in 1999, a blue cube randomly in one of these dimensions. I applied a tracker to it, and yesterday I got a reading of about 4 people in it. That was probably him’s doing.

Sighting 2

Time: 6:00am Date: Aug 21 2012

In the mailbox

Interviewee: The ceo of Markus Technology

He was in my mailbox, surrounded by clones/copies. I don’t know how he got in there, but I do know that happened next. I collapsed to the floor, as the world inverted. Next thing I know, I’m in the sewers at 12:00 at night.

A couple seconds later

Interviewee: Henson

This was the first finding in couple months, and yup, that’s him. The closer I got, the more inverted the colors were. Now him has always made the colors darker. But this time? Man. Next thing I know, I’m in Vietnam, then collapsed, on the floor, of a forest, miles away from any road. I got out thanks to Gery but, Man.

Interviewee: Gery

I’ve been working at The Him Searchers for a while now, and after Henson and an individual named “Solum” got teleported to Vietnam, that’s when I knew something was up, so I teleported to hensons new location and got him out of there. I hate this job.

Time: 12:00am Date: Aug 22 2012

Interviewee: Markus Ceo

When I woke up In the sewers, it was still inverted. I also saw I glitchy mess at the end of the tunnel, i was guessing this was the allusive Them, but benson told me that this was probably Solum or whoever. I just wanted to get out of this tunnel, then Gery teleported me back to their offices, it was cut short when people from Zyl, another company like scp or us, raided our containment facility, full of him clones, and other things like him.

Sighting 3

Time: ?? Date: ??

Interviewee: Carlos

I can’t remember anything from it, except for when Zyl interrogated me.

While #3 happened

Interviewee: Gery

Carlos was near a mountain when sighing 3 happened, it seemed like there were person shaped holes in the mountain, we took a camera through it, and it seemed like this was a torture trap as the tunnels morphed into weird shapes.

The Ads

After #3 happened, some ads appeared.

One of the first ones

It always included something about happening Later ones included a phone number, which people say was controlled by him. It also included Chaz or a penguin of some sort, because that was the form of him.

Some of them even included weird text: ÐÏĎ ĮŤ ĦÆPPĒÑ ÃĠÄÏÑ?

After #4 the ads started to get a little bit weird. Look at Him ad 2, what is that.

The weird ads are probably from him, or one of his friends her, and they.

That’s all we know.

Sighting 4

After the tremendous failure of sighting 3, #4 actually has some content. Æ

Time: 10:00am Date: Mar 17 2016

Interviewee: Imp Auster

I was going on an Antarctic expedition when I saw the brown penguin, him. Almost immediately the colors started to corrupt, and I got a vision, of sighting 3. I don’t remember any of that vision, except for Gery interrupting it.

The pegin

Interviewee: Gery

It was a very surreal experience, I also got a vision, less noticeable, but still a vision. The vision was about a rubber room, with rats, and someone going crazy. I saved Imp and went about my day, in my dreams i saw Solum, in human form, I don’t remember it but, Solum is up to something.

Time 10:00pm Date: Mar 17 2016

Interviewee: Henson

We have been really working on finding them recently, but we did capture him, for now. Also we have found the location of Project Solum, a group of individuals, who dedicated their life, to become a mess of pixels. They can morph into anything, except for their original form.

Interviewee: Benson

Every thing is going wrong, well at least for the Solum capturing. One of them is way too powerful, and they can transform into their normal form. Also Gery can’t teleport into there, for some reason.

Interviewee: Gery

I keep getting visions, and then an invisible wall when go near it. The visions are of me, in a white void/purgatory like place.

Sighting 5

Mr. Penguino

Time: 11:47pm Date: Jun 6 2019

Interviewee: Mr. Joe

Imp was working for me at the time of #4, he quit later on after having dreams about Him, he hasn’t been seen since. But I did go with some other explorers where we found him, and we took a picture using a camera we found in our stash, normally we would just feint, but something was holding Him back. I looked behind us to see Solum, all of them. We were surrounded, eventually they got us and we feinted. We woke up hours later in a Parking Lot of a Cafe.

Interviewee: Henson

Imp’s “dreams” were not dreams, it was just Solum sending him visions of Sighting 5, somehow. We got a notification of a Him sighting, except it wasn’t from Joe, it was from the leader of Solum, waiting. What they didn’t know is that a Parking Lot battle would occur.

Time: 4:00am Date: Jun 8 2019

Interviewee: Gery

They woke up like 2 days later, like Solum was keeping them to egg us on then just dumped them in the Parking Lot like a normal Him sighting. We were alerted of a teleportation and we went straight there, not knowing of what was to come.

Interviewee: Imp Auster

For some reason I was teleported to the Parking Lot, Solum was there. I was a bystander, watching the chaos unfold; or at least that’s what I remember because I saw myself fighting Solum, turns out they had cloned me, and he had turned on them. I was watching them tackle down Solum until the leader was left. When he was finished off he melted into a puddle and was being dragged away by one of Him’s followers, either Her or Them, probably Them because Him was still in Antarctica, like stick by Solum-ish, and Her was- we don’t know.

Interviewee: Creew Mat

I was pulled into Solum’s scheme by my parents, knew that there was something to them. I was a test subject to them, before they turned me into a clone of Imp, I don’t want to go into it, but it was like a Zyl kinda torture. Anyways after they had killed me I was dragged away by Them along with the leader. I woke up at 12:00pm in my old house with scars, either from Them or from the him searchers. I joined the him searchers after I got out of my old house and have been living a good life since 2019.

The Present

Those interviews were done in 2023, but haven’t been shown since the documentary got scrapped due to another Him sighting, and Them showing up in our office. [tape being pulled out of drive] We’ve got the recordings to send to Master, I’ll get back to you later Anonymous, or I guess, Xavier.