A Headed Journey

This is just here for reasons

Chapter 1

I was driving one day, when I noticed a star was bigger than the others, and it was moving. After driving for a bit I felt weirdly calmer, even though I knew the star was following me. Suddenly, I felt like I was being squeezed, next thing I know (I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ) my car is floating off the ground, spinning, going higher, and higher, and higher, and closer to the star. Suddenly, i feinted or fell asleep, or unconscious, or something. When I woke up, I was in a tube, inside some weird liquid I could breathe through, which I later found out was called status liquid. Suddenly the door opened, and came in was a 7 foot tall, blue, alien, with a lab coat on. He went over to my tube, press a button, and I was sent down, down, and down. I was possibly on their was planet, which I was, but I thought that the ship was infinite. Anyway it was so long that I fell asleep while falling. When I woke up, I was in a glass chamber, with a bed, a clock, and no table for the clock to be on, it was just floating, I wasn’t. There was also a mirror nearby, I looked in it. I had no head, I tried to feel it, so I knew the mirror was wrong, it wasn’t, my head was gone. I could still see, but no head. In the tube, I could feel my head on the tube, so I knew after I fell asleep in the tube, they took away my head. I also realized that I was taller than usual, turned from 5’11” to 6’6”, somehow they removed my head, made me taller, and made me not float away. I thought this was a dream, but no, it wasn’t. I also noticed that there was cup of water floating now. I was a little bit thirsty, so I drank it. It tasted like acid, and I felt a little like how I was in the car, being squeezed. The door opened randomly and I walked through it. Almost immediately, the floor tiles fell down. I was still standing, somehow, and my head started to feel heavy. It felt like a vr helmet was being put on me, I turned around, and I saw someone else with a vr helmet was putting it on, I punched him before he could put it on completely, and I just froze. I couldn’t move my body. Then I saw a wall tile move away, and there was a headcrab. He jumped at me, he was a mix between a vr helmet, and a crab. He put himself on me, and I moved forward. Well not me, it was like the vr was mind control. Anyway I moved into another room, got a needle injected into my throat, feinted, and woke up. I was in another room, this time it was more like a prison, I looked out the window and saw that there was like an infinite amount of cells. A button was rising up from the padded interior, I pressed it and I saw that I was dissipating into nothing. It reached my “head” and I could only see colors, then the dining hall. Where everyone else was. The food was weird, but it tasted like quail, and potatoes, even though it looked like slop. After dinner was finished, we were teleported back to our rooms, not cells. I laid down on the bed, and the bed made glass go over the top, and then the bed was filled with stasis liquid. I woke up outside, facing a structure I tried to leave the area, but I couldn’t. I walked towards the structure, and there were two ailens guarding the thing. When they saw me, they moved away from the door. I walked in, and there was a cylinder of light, when I walked into it, I started floating up the column. Into a dilapidated lab, then I was splashed with a chemical, another ailen in a lab coat walked up to me, stabbed me with a needle, wrote some stuff down, then pressed a button. Instantly, my skin felt like it was burning. Then I woke up outside the structure, seems like they have a respawn and a time stopper thing. After a couple more deathly chemicals, he wrote down something, then sent me through a door. Another column of light was in there, I walked through, so did the scientist, and it took me to a medbay. Then I knew what was going to happen. No not a probe, an injection, of something that I later translated to say Praxium. Almost immediately, the squeezing came back, so hard that I fainted. When I came to I was in another stasis tube. Going down, and landing at a classroom. They teached me their language, another injection, this time in the brain, made me read a couple sentences, then the injection kicked in, I could read the language perfectly. Then I was sent back in the tube, sent down into another medbay, got another throat injection, passed out, and now I can record video, from my “eyes”. Then I was sent into a spaceship, and sent back to earth. What a wild ride that was, also I can’t read English anymore. So I had to relearn it. Almost immediately, I forgot everything they taught me. Looks like they were scanning my brain. Anyway, I sneaked back onto another ufo, and started lurking. That’s how I knew everything else, and how I can type, and read, English now. If you’re wondering how I go outside without anyone looking at my “head”, I got a jacket that covers my “head”. Anyway, that was my experience with Zyl.

Chapter 2

So since my last note, I’ve gone on more adventures. Testing, having fun, you know the sorts. Anyway, One day I woke up, the bottom of my chest was green, and with spots. I asked the aliens if this was something. They said that the spots were because of reproducing, and the green were “defects”. I thought that I was turning into an alien, which was kinda true. During one of the dinners, I noticed that the spots were glowing, then they popped. Some flying bugs rushed out, as well as some plants. They took the bugs into the kitchen, and the plants outside. They said that the plants are how they reproduce, the green didn’t go away, but it did grow. Over the next week it kept growing, some other adventures happened. I was put into a suit, with teeth. That one didn’t go well. I got mechanical parts put into me. It was fun. Then the green started to glow, a lot. Not like the spots before. But glowing like the other aliens. Then my head started to glow, I couldn’t see anything but green. Then it stopped, I was in a black room, with a machine next to me. The machine had colors on it, it punched the machine. I woke up, sweating. I could feel my head on the pillow, I looked at my hands, they had 4 fingers, and they were green. I got out of bed, looked in the mirror, and there I was, an alien. I phoned up one of the scientists to bring me back to normal, he said it was permanent. As soon as the call ended I was teleported to a purple room, the floor was sticky, it smelled like fish, and there was one of those plants. Then I woke up, that was just a dream, except for the transformation. I was inside of one of those plants, then I broke out, I was in a dark room. I forgot to mention but the plant was filled with that floor goop, but odorless. Anyway there was a door at the other side of the room, I walked out, and froze, it was a lab, a lab to test on aliens. I was naked, in a lab, covered in goop, and they probably knew that they messed up. Anyway I had an itch, I itched it, and I started glowing, then I was teleported back into the plant. It had regrew, but I was safe, for now. As the plant filled with more goop I wondered: was the goop room, not a dream? Later I found out, it wasn’t a dream. Anyway, I waited, and waited, and slept. I woke up with the sound of the scientists trying to break in. I wanted to punch one of them, but my hands were infused in the plant. Somehow the plant grew to absorb my hands. Eventually they just tested on the plant, they knew I was in there. Then the plant glowed and I could now use the plant for my liking. That was probably why it ate my hands. Anyway I killed one of the scientists, and the other aliens teleported the plant back, except for me. I was stuck, standing, in a lab room, with a bunch of people, trying to test on me. Then time stopped, I saw a white door come out through the floor. I walked through, and ended up back in my room. I told the nearest alien about my travels. They said that the alien body will go away, once you shed. Anyway later that night, I started glowing again. My alien shell started to peel off, I was in a world of pain. Then it stopped. I wasn’t an alien anymore. I was free, for now. I was later told that the goop room was a hallucination, and that was because I could see the future, only while I was an alien. Anyway that was my second experience with Zyl.

Intermission 1

Instead of more adventures, I decided to put in video tapes I found. Well summarizing them.

The Sucking My car floated into the spaceship, and the ship flew off. Into their planet. They took me out of the car, shoved me into the tube, and filled it with stasis liquid.

The Headless They layer me on their table, took out my eyes, put them in a machine, then they removed my head, removed my brain stuck it in the same machine, and a needle came out of the machine. They injected it into me, then sent me through a wall tube, into my room

The Extending The tube ripped my legs, like the skin on them, put me through a mini black hole, then glued my skin back on.

The Not Floating I was either strapped down, or in a tube in the other clips, but they injected me with I’m guessing alien dna, probably the reason why those “defects” happened, and the dna made me not float in space, as well as breath in space, the rooms had oxygen pumped into them.

The Bed I went into a room, they shoved me into another tube and sent me on my way. I came in through a wall, there was an alien already there to place me on my bed.

Anyway, those were the tapes I found.

Chapter 3

I’ve been on many adventures since my first note. One of them was probably the worst one. I was just doing my job, when I was told that I needed to come with someone. I followed them, down a hallway that I swore kept getting longer eventually we entered a door, and he asked me to enter a “door”, it was a wall of light, I couldn’t walk through. He pushed a button, and I fell in. I stood up, and he did a creepy grin, and pushed another button. As soon as he pushed the button, the chamber filled with a black substance. He walked out of the room, leaving me, and the black. I pounded on the light, trying to escape, but it was no use. I could access a button, but all that did was speed up the black, sticky, goop that was rising even more now. I eventually waited for the chamber to fill up, and it did. I could breath in it, just couldn’t see anything, unlike in the stasis liquid. Btw, stasis liquid is translucent orange. Anyway the goop made me pass out, some how. I later woke up in my room, I looked in the mirror, I couldn’t see any skin. It was all black. I took one of the alien showers to wash it off, It didn’t. Well it did, just the leftovers. I asked one of the scientists what I should do. They just said “who”, I told him the alien’s looks and he instantly knew: “Nathan”. He told me to go back to the structure. I did and he pour pep me the skin melting chemical and it helped. I walked out and got weird calm, just like before I got sucked in, anyway I just stood there because I saw the headcrab, it jumped at me and I fell unconscious. I woke up in a med bay with a throat injection, but it just kept coming, and coming, and stopped. My mouth felt numb, I walked out of the room, and saw a mirror, I was green, and glowing, not an alien yet, I went back to my room, and woke up in one of those plants. I broke out and I was in a factory, moving towards a crusher. My plant pod had an arm hole, so I stuck my hand into it, and blew up the machine, then I waited in the plant. Eventually I was teleported back to my room. Slept and then was back in one of those plants. My arms, and legs this time, were stuck. Me head was also stuck, I felt like I was being tortured, which I was. I fact, Nathan was outside the plant, pulling me, stretching me, just because he can. Eventually I just passed out; I woke up in my room. There was a blob of something, growing, coming towards me. I called the scientists about what had happened, also about the blob. He already knew it was Nathan. This next adventure has nothing to do with Nathan, anyway I was asked to do another experiment, so I walked into a room and they said that we were doing a “click” test. The first couple clicks, nothing didn’t happen, ish. After the first ten, my chest was getting pressed into the chair, after a couple more my organs felt like they were splitting, after more more brain felt like it was turning into goop. Eventually I passed out, when I came to, I was in the same room, shaking. After a couple more clicks, the test was done. I looked at my arm, it was wriggling, like a liquid. In fact my entire body was wriggling. I stuck my finger into my arm, it “melted” into it. I walked out, and I actually melted on the floor. I somehow woke up, in a spaceship, going to earth. That was my third to fifth experiences with Zyl.

Intermission 2

So I found some books about Zyl, or at least books based on story’s of Zyl. Let me paraphrase some of them.

Tales from Zyl: “I was stopped, in the middle of some random field, by them” incorrect “They took me, and brought me to their place” possibly trying not to say that they’re aliens “They strapped me to a table, and scooped out my eyes, I could still see” pretty close to the head removal, just not quite “I was stretched, warped, turned into a monster, all for their pleasure” probably talking about the height growth and the plant pods, also nice junji ito reference

The Zyls: “I started to lift up into the sky, at a rapid pace, I felt like I was being strapped into a machine, by my waist” more accurate “I was in space, being able to breathe, then I reached Zyl, everything turned for the worse” wrong “They took me out, stretched me, changed my head, made me heavier” why heavier? It’s the dna, also took me out? “I was locked into a padded room, unable to escape, until they took control of me” it was not padded, you could escape, and they only took control of you when you escaped “I was strapped onto a table, got a needle in my throat, and it just kept getting worse and worse” ❌ “They changed everything about me, to be like them” they didn’t

Lesslessness: A book about Zyl First of all, nice name, second of all, they got everything wrong. “I was in my car, with my dad, driving home” ok? “We stopped, the stars were following us” starS? “The stars lifted us up, Zyl was controlling the stars” no “We were pressed against our chairs, pulling us in, eventually we blacked out” wrong direction “Our heads were chopped off, we got our legs changed, we got 50 pounds on us” same mistake as The Zyls “We were thrown into a prison, unable to escape” untrue “We got something injected into our heads, we were turned into them” wrong place, wrong injection, not even an injection

As you can see, books don’t get it right