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<big><big><big>PATENT NONSENSE!</big></big></big>
<big><big><big>PATENT NONSENSE!</big></big></big>
= weird song =
=Weird song=
PaxtonPenguin is a PaxtonGoat
This guy? You see, his name is...
<br>
<br>
He's the luckiest, funniest, smarty-est goat
Paxton Houston
<br>
<br>
To ever use MediaWiki in Minnesota
On the internet, he's
<br>
<br>
Let's-a toast'em with a little Coco-Cola
PaxtonPenguin
<br>
<br>
 
He's sending your data to
He got a website
<br>
With your jaws tight,
<br>
You better deal with it's lack of CSS
<br>
But to confess
<br>
There's a better thing to gab and adress
<br>
He made P&S
 
Pengins & Syvers
<br>
Let's pull some wires
<br>
Is a decade-old
<br>
That glitters yet is not gold
<br>
It's about pengins and syvers and the cubeors around
<br>
As well as the RMs, stalag knights and the Itemlabel guys, when the chips are down
 
In 2014, Kasper and Harrison
<br>
They are much a better pair than
<br>
Webster and Merriam
<br>
They made rectangles with holes
<br>
<br>
''Adventures of Syver'' almost took its toll
a dot onion
<br>
<br>
Before Paxton came with his scroll
To the max, we are nags
<br>
<br>
Of little guys
so see PaxtonPenguin!
<br>
That looked like penguins ... but were instead smol


From there in 2022
There's penguin comics on
<br>
<br>
It spread like a good-for-you flu
PaxtonPenguin
<br>
<br>
How havin' a wiki
Many chronicles
<br>
<br>
That wasn't gimmicky
(are on) PaxtonPenguin
<br>
<br>
We all know
There's a wiki on
<br>
<br>
That a really weird guy had to come in control
PaxtonPenguin
<br>
His name is Blotre, he's the badman
<br>
Tried to make cartoons, he got a copyright strike, man
 
But he's going around today
<br>
<br>
A-doing life today
Many games, toons and more
<br>
<br>
While Paxton and friends run the wiki
(on) PaxtonPenguin
<br>
<br>
It's a gimmicky
We make stuff, and we bluff
<br>
<br>
And very dandy
That you'll see his content
<br>
<br>
Wiki made by Paxton the G. O. A. T!
('cause it's good)

Latest revision as of 19:09, 15 June 2025

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I am dearly sorry

you deserve no less of this

Oh. So you're making the articles "better"? AKA removing random parts of articles and making pages more like Wikipedia? Because this isn't Wikipedia, it's chaos. Screw style guides, this is war! ⚊ Paxton telling me to f*ck of

Read ahead

Dear Paxton and Harrison, dear Kasper and Mikkayla and Will, and Phil and Jackson,

I am sorry for the immense pain I have caused you.

I will in the future not be the guy to screw over.

I will not be the guy who deserves to be told to be stopped,

to be banned,

to the f**ked over,

and to be shot, I guess (On just that last one I guess).

I will pro- tr- NOT revert or change or remove edits.

I will try my best to be nice and will not try to help the wiki.

But I WON'T try to make it an encyclopedia.

Cause it's not.

It's a sh*t-post.

Now a subdomain...

and now a folder in a folder.

It's a funny place!

It's the epitome of comedy!

It beats SpongeBob,

and Homestar Runner,

and Teen Titans Go.

Because the true meaning of an encyclopedia...

is not to give information,

it's to use it,

to work with it,

to love, live, and laugh with it (maybe at it too),

Because Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit,

is wrong,

is bean-nose-stuffing,

is edit warring,

and most importantly,

is... is... IS...

PATENT NONSENSE!

Weird song

This guy? You see, his name is...
Paxton Houston
On the internet, he's
PaxtonPenguin
He's sending your data to
a dot onion
To the max, we are nags
so see PaxtonPenguin!

There's penguin comics on
PaxtonPenguin
Many chronicles
(are on) PaxtonPenguin
There's a wiki on
PaxtonPenguin
Many games, toons and more
(on) PaxtonPenguin
We make stuff, and we bluff
That you'll see his content
('cause it's good)

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