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<big>'''10 reasons I won’t explain it to you:'''</big>
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# I’ll be dead before I’m done explaining,
Here's what we know about [[Pengins & Syvers]].
# I don’t feel like it,
== Syver lore ==
# ...reasons...
{{stub}}
# I’m still adding more lore...
# I forgot.
--Original version from [[User:30hherre|Harry]], 2023 ([[User talk:30hherre|talk]])
# People might not care,
# <big>You</big> <sub>don't</sub> <sup>care</sup>,
# <small>Do you</small> <sup>t</sup><sub>h</sub><sup>i</sup><sub>n</sub><sup>k</sup> <big>this</big> '''''is''''' <code>funny</code>?
# [[Scratch]]ing the surface, it's not easy to simplify, and
# I'm outta reasons.


= False explanation from blotre =
[[K]] used two deletions to destroy [[the 0 Dimension]]. [[The Void]] became the Orient of the world. [[Aperture Laboratories]] decided to go there, and [[Black Mesa]] did too. [[Prince Co.]] eventually did many, including the failed [[S. S. Cube project]]. The [[S. S. Prince]] and [[S. S. Cubeor]] went the best out of any void expedition ever, coming after the [[S. S. Cube incident]].
 
== Pengin lore ==
# [[Story Stuff]]: I wanted to feature this but I don't know where to put it so I put it first.
[[Chaz]] has godlike powers, leading to many people [[chazing yourself|chazing themselves]] for rhetorical gain. The most notable event of such is the [[Him]] incident, backed up by the [[Him Sightings]], in which the ominous [[Them]] create a figure, and also make [[Her]] and [[They]], to cross [[dimensions]], warp spacetime, and kidnap people, for unknown reasons. This creates a surreal reality in which [[Chaz Co.]], Chaz's company, to hire employees in strange working conditions, in a world in which THS employees and robots are still trying to find Him, as he can be here. Anytime.
# [[S S Cube Logs|SS Cube]]: The void is the cause of cube death (or something).
# [[Him Sightings]]: Prince cause of world death (or something), [[Chaz]] is ''God'', apparently.
# [[Chaomics]]: The stuff inbetween.
# [[Chaz Cartoons]]: The (horrible) stuff after.
 
--[[User:Blotreland|Blotreland]] ([[User talk:Blotreland|talk]]) 14:31, 28 April 2025 (CDT)
 
(I know that this order and the things in it are probably false, so...)

Latest revision as of 14:57, 30 May 2025


Here's what we know about Pengins & Syvers.

Syver lore

This page is a stub, feel free to expand it

K used two deletions to destroy the 0 Dimension. The Void became the Orient of the world. Aperture Laboratories decided to go there, and Black Mesa did too. Prince Co. eventually did many, including the failed S. S. Cube project. The S. S. Prince and S. S. Cubeor went the best out of any void expedition ever, coming after the S. S. Cube incident.

Pengin lore

Chaz has godlike powers, leading to many people chazing themselves for rhetorical gain. The most notable event of such is the Him incident, backed up by the Him Sightings, in which the ominous Them create a figure, and also make Her and They, to cross dimensions, warp spacetime, and kidnap people, for unknown reasons. This creates a surreal reality in which Chaz Co., Chaz's company, to hire employees in strange working conditions, in a world in which THS employees and robots are still trying to find Him, as he can be here. Anytime.