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I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I am dearly sorry 

you deserve no less of this

{{quote|Oh. So you're making the articles "better"? AKA removing random parts of articles and making pages more like Wikipedia? Because this isn't Wikipedia, it's chaos. Screw style guides, this is war!|[[Paxton]] telling me to f*ck of}}

=Read ahead=

Dear Paxton and Harrison, dear Kasper and Mikkayla and Will, and Phil and Jackson,

I am sorry for the immense pain I have caused you.

I will in the future not be the guy to screw over.

I will not be the guy who ''deserves'' to be told to be stopped,

to be banned,

to the f**ked over,

and to be shot, I guess (On just that last one I guess).

I will pro- tr- '''NOT''' revert or change or remove edits.

I will try my best to be nice and will not try to help the wiki.

But I WON'T try to make it an encyclopedia.

Cause it's not.

It's a sh*t-post.

Now a subdomain...

and now a folder in a folder.

It's a funny place!

It's the epitome of comedy!

It beats SpongeBob,

and Homestar Runner,

and Teen Titans Go.

Because the true meaning of an encyclopedia...

is not to ''give'' information,

it's to use it,

to work with it,

to love, live, and laugh with it (maybe ''at'' it too),

Because Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that ''anyone'' can edit,

is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_is_wrong wrong],

is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Don't_stuff_beans_up_your_nose bean-nose-stuffing],

is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Edit_warring edit warring],

and most importantly,

is... is... IS...

<big><big><big>PATENT NONSENSE!</big></big></big>
= weird song =
PaxtonPenguin is a PaxtonGoat
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He's the luckiest, funniest, smarty-est goat
<br>
To ever use MediaWiki in Minnesota
<br>
Let's-a toast'em with a little Coco-Cola
<br>

He got a website
<br>
With your jaws tight,
<br>
You better deal with it's lack of CSS
<br>
But to confess
<br>
There's a better thing to gab and adress
<br>
He made P&S

Pengins & Syvers
<br>
Let's pull some wires
<br>
Is a decade-old
<br>
That glitters yet is not gold
<br>
It's about pengins and syvers and the cubeors around
<br>
As well as the RMs, stalag knights and the Itemlabel guys, when the chips are down

In 2014, Kasper and Harrison
<br>
They are much a better pair than
<br>
Webster and Merriam
<br>
They made rectangles with holes
<br>
''Adventures of Syver'' almost took its toll
<br>
Before Paxton came with his scroll
<br>
Of little guys
<br>
That looked like penguins ... but were instead smol

From there in 2022
<br>
It spread like a good-for-you flu
<br>
How havin' a wiki
<br>
That wasn't gimmicky
<br>
We all know
<br>
That a really weird guy had to come in control
<br>
His name is Blotre, he's the badman
<br>
Tried to make cartoons, he got a copyright strike, man

But he's going around today
<br>
A-doing life today
<br>
While Paxton and friends run the wiki
<br>
It's a gimmicky
<br>
And very dandy
<br>
Wiki made by Paxton the G. O. A. T!