America
America (click the map with limbs and a face for more information) is atrocious, obnoxious, and annoying.
Not only is democracy mathematically impossible, the people suck!
70% percent of Americans are white (1) , and they are Christians who believe gays are bad! That's 10% of all people ever (2)!
There's also the presidents, and the shenanigans, and the social security cards, and ESPECIALLY the two parties! And such and such...
Here's a more detailed look
Countries have to do two things:
- Do the right thing, and;
- Do the "right" thing for the people
Every country does either one, both and is able to not be able to do anything else, or does neither (and are quitely irresponsible).
The two parties do this, but are different, so they always BICKER with each other over even the smallest things, like what to eat for breakfast. (Dude, you should eat pancakes, maybe waffles, french toast, souffle even!)
By the end of time, America will cause WW3 and will go against every other country and either will and won't win.
Other places
- UK: Colonizer
- France: 2nd guy to do it
- Greece: 1st guy to do it
- Paxton: Nope
- The Big 3 Commies (Russia, China, and a volunteer): Not trying to go extinct
- South Korea: Extinct
- Africa: H E R E L A Y T R O G D O R (and the human species)
- Blotre: WHat tjhe fuchsw
- Henley: I just poured hot grits down my pants
- Sweden + Spain
- Germany + Italy + Japan
- Turkeys